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The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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