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skuh-LOW-nYa, noun.
1) A person, usually of Sicilian descent, who makes a profession of being a sleazy insurance agent.

2) A Sicilian that wants you to go ice skating when you obviously don't want to.

3) A poor driver.
Damn, that Scalogna overcharged me like 40 bucks!

This Scalogna wants me to go ice skating when I obviously don't want to.

Scalogna rolled her car into a sand dune and wants help.
by Jeff Died October 25, 2007
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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