Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.
"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"
by smendler October 15, 2011
To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.
Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.
by Tim Clayton March 23, 2007
Antonin Scalia, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia (Scalia, Antonin) are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 4, 2007
Italian Justice who is perhaps the most conservative one on the Supreme Court. He's a god-fearing Bible thumping Christian (translate as "idiot" or "superstitious zealot") who voted against gay rights and frequently denounces abortion as "evil". Apparently very close friends with Dick Cheney, even going so far as to take a hunting trip with the man and later insisting to sit in on a trial of his claiming to be "impartial".
Much like Bill O'Reilly he frequently rambles and shouts and acts tough but as soon as he starts getting his ass handed to him like the moron he is he tries to shut them up. Most recently he fought to keep "under God" in the Pledge because this is a "nice wholesome Christian nation."
On a side note, there's a nifty little thing called The Fourth Amendment which guarantees a right to privacy so long as you're not doing anything "bad."
Much like Bill O'Reilly he frequently rambles and shouts and acts tough but as soon as he starts getting his ass handed to him like the moron he is he tries to shut them up. Most recently he fought to keep "under God" in the Pledge because this is a "nice wholesome Christian nation."
On a side note, there's a nifty little thing called The Fourth Amendment which guarantees a right to privacy so long as you're not doing anything "bad."
"Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."
Although according to Scalia, this doesn't apply to gay men because they're "sinful" and no justification is needed other than that.
The ninth is also worthy of notice:
"Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."
Although according to Scalia, this doesn't apply to gay men because they're "sinful" and no justification is needed other than that.
The ninth is also worthy of notice:
"Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
by JFern May 15, 2004
The coroner literally had to peel the underwear off the ass of the corpse on account of the huge pungent scalia acting as an adhesive agent between the underwear’s material and Justice Scalia’s ass. The coroner’s report read that, some time ago, “a well-endowed beast must have pounded Justice Scalia’s ass and left behind a sticky gooey santorum that gelled up over a considerable amount of time. I’m going to barf.” Like the corpse, the underwear were unrevivable. (The coroner quit her job that day.)
by Jacques Strappes February 15, 2016