The ghettoest house at UCC, Mo'fucka.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Noun: To be in a state of such extreme fright, that one carries out a dirty protest in the back of a police car.

Verb: Finding an inexpensive place to sleep, due to excessive alcohol consumed.