Verb; adverb.

1.) To appear drunk in front of millions of people via television, internet, and social media feeds.

2.) To float down a river on a raft naked with an underage boy.
"What are you up to this weekend?"

"I'm getting totally Sawyered bro."
by tommybasilio November 07, 2012
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the act of becoming awkwardly intoxicated in a public setting, usually when others are either somewhat or entirely sober. Typically involves video proof of drunken activities.
"Man, do you remember anything from the wedding last night? You were completely sawyered."
by sjlamar November 07, 2012
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Receiving a text message alluding to terminology that forces you to look up said terminology on Urban Dictionary.
Said individual: "Dude, we need to do an elephant walk."
You: "I just got sawyered."
by msawyered April 20, 2015
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n. An individual who will do anything for anyone, no matter the cost to him. A beautiful person who loves fully, and loves everyone. His priorities are easily misplaced and he can be easily manipulated, but underneath it all he has a very pure core. Perceptive eyes set in a baby-ish face, bringing out the maternal nature of female companions. Very musically oriented and loyal to those he loves.
He is such a wonderful guy. His name must be Sawyer!

Guy #1: Did you hear about Sawyer getting arrested?
Guy #2: Yeah. He let everyone else run, he took the heat for it.
by RogueLaranja February 15, 2010
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Sawyer is soo sexy he is like outdoorsy and just the best. He is manly as shit but super nice and sensitive but don't get me wrong you mess with his friends your toast on a pancake! He is an actor and is very chill with people he beams happiness where ever he goes he is the best
Sawyer is the bomb.com
by thebigbigband March 16, 2015
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Sawyer is a freaking monster among men who is a beast at all sports, especially baseball and football. Sawyer is also funny and awesome
Hey, did you see that sawyer over there?
Friend- yeah he's awesome!
by Billybobneck April 24, 2016
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Someone who frequents the plains regions of northern canada constantly searching for grizzlies to make his bitch.
Also someone who can grow the most epic mustache known to man. dont fuck with this gangsta or he'll whip out his bear moves and colorado crater your shit!
Sawyer is also an uber sensitive nice guy who enjoys poetry and oil painting.
Guy 1: Who left the dead grizzly in the living room?
Guy 2: That bear was talkin shit about sawyers little sister...big mistake!
by upper deck February 21, 2009
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