rhys is a good guy if you can look past all the verbal and physical abuse. he puts his all into what he does without thinking even if that thing is you and you haven't consented. we think this is due to his rough upbringing as he was easily overpowered by his father and shanked by his mum. but if we put his flaws aside you will love your time with him but it wont be long as you might pass out from the punch

love you rhys <3<3

The point of no return in a long tedious meeting when attendee's brains are no longer capable of rational thought, and all meaningful contributions generate into Jimmy Saville impressions

Like an event horizon, once crossed there is nothing you can do to go back.

This is where the male ejaculates into a breakable plastic bag multiple times until full (Mould is not of concern). He then throws said bag at a minor of his choice. The bag should burst on impact covering the minor in the semen.

For it to be known as as a savil bomb it must be thrown at someone under the age of 18.

(be-n savyl) (n.): the term used to descirbe being done over in some very obscure way, usually be a good mate.
(v): Action of doing said offense to a friend

a nice drink that comes in a purple bottle

He is my favorite radio DJ of all time.

When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.