The baddest fish catching motherfuckers on the face of the motherfucking planet. Also known for stealing your wives, girlfriends, and daughters(see: Jody), fucking them, and throwing them to the curb like last week’s takeout.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.