by Svm October 12, 2015
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
When a husky (large, or huge) woman opts to wear clothing a size or two (and often 3) too small for them and thus, creating the effect of multiple rolls of fat (like sausage). This could also be described as multiple muffin-tops or jelly-rolls.
* That woman is sure sausaging out of her clothes!
* IN THE ER: Dr! Dr!... hurry... this sausaging woman needs to have her circulation re-stored!!!! code blue!!!!!* I sure like to savor my woman's sausaging curves! yum!
* Where is that saussaging ho!!???
* IN THE ER: Dr! Dr!... hurry... this sausaging woman needs to have her circulation re-stored!!!! code blue!!!!!* I sure like to savor my woman's sausaging curves! yum!
* Where is that saussaging ho!!???
by Carest Lidvau June 22, 2008
by ywenda October 13, 2011
When a man fucks a woman in the hole from a colostomy bag.
It is essentially fucking the large intestine, which is commonly used to make sausage skins (albeit with animal intestines).
It is essentially fucking the large intestine, which is commonly used to make sausage skins (albeit with animal intestines).
Chad: "yo dude, did you fuck that chick with the colostomy bag?"
Brad: "yeah man, I took that shit off and started Sausaging her!"
Brad: "yeah man, I took that shit off and started Sausaging her!"
by rimjobledouche July 27, 2020
When the guy whaps his dick on her clit really hard and it prompts an irresistible sentation and she cums everywhere and the guy drowns his lamentations in cum
via giphy
by The awesomeanonymous May 07, 2018
To put your fist on someone's shoulder, press hard, twist back and forth and say "Saaaaauuuussssaaaage".
Person #1: If you say that again I will punch you
Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!
Person #1: Quit sausaging me
Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!
Person #1: Quit sausaging me
by NeeperLimp January 29, 2018
Jun 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

