a sexy mf cookin up some good ass fuckin sausages on the grill whilst drinking them cold ones
"tim sausage be straight fuckin F I R E dawg"
by timmy and his fire sausages March 18, 2019
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This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.
Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.
by Rems Husband March 10, 2018
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A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.
Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs
by CloudyWeebConfetti July 08, 2021
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a slang word for the undersized, unimpressive penis of the white male, due to it's resemblance to a vienna sausage. Pink, floppy, and bland.
White woman: "I don't want to have sex with you, white boy, you got a vienna sausage! I like that big Black meat from African men"
White male: "yeah well fuck you!"

the sad rejected white male goes home to watch BLACKED to feel better
by MediocreWhiteMale6998 September 03, 2021
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Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.
“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”
by Stomach Ache October 14, 2021
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Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.
"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."

"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"
by Hazzern January 29, 2020
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