Urban Dictionary: Sausage Fingers

an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN

LARGE STUBBY SAUSAGE LIKE FINGERS, SOMETIMES INCAPABLE OF PERFORMING NORMAL FINGER TYPE TASKS.

LOOK AT CHRIS BASHING AWAY ON HIS KEYBOARD, IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SAUSAGE FINGERS

by TWODOGS December 16, 2009

When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.

Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!

by R1crazy May 17, 2003

A person who has abnormally large fingers.

Keiran: Are you holding five baguettes Levitt?
Pete: No, they're just my Sausage Fingers.

by Turnipboy October 28, 2010

When you pop a finger in a girls booty and touch her turd

Yo i Sausage Fingered a girl last night and I touched her massive dookie

by dog_god May 18, 2019

When u have really fat fingers. Such as if u r a huge fat ass, or just a little midget

MIDGETS!!! mini-me oompa loompas Ask Gray-he knows what i'm talkin bout

by Doopa December 27, 2003

I just made her cum with my sausage fingers

by Reece@urmomshouse October 23, 2016