Your having sex and you crack an egg on that bitches head then put your hand up her arse and pull shit out make her eat it and smoosh it on her face then fill her arse with Heinz beans nut in her and smoke a spliff then absolutely batter her and leave diving out the window into pedo Jim’s car

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.