The only true religion; worships Mr. Saturn. Their holy manuscript is the game Earthbound. Founded by Mad Arcand.
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Surrounded by many dazzling rings, Saturn is the most beautiful planet in the Solar System. It is the second largest planet, sixth from the Sun and the second fastest rotating planet. Its year is roughly 29 1/2 Earth years long. Also, Saturn has the largest moon system out of any planet, at least 20.
I can See Saturn throough my telescope! It's so beautiful.
by Saturn's Problem Child February 06, 2008
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1. A great gaming console by Sega. Released just before the Playstation and Nintendo 64, it started out with mainly 2D games but proved to be well suited for 3D gaming.

2. The sixth planet from the Sun in Earth's solar system. Has an amazing set of rings that are thousands of miles wide.

3. A car brand. Sometimes disparagingly known as the "Redneck's Honda"

4. One of the main characters in the manga/anime Sailor Moon. Unlike most characters she is quiet and submissive.
1. -Sega Saturn is the greatest console ever!
-Pfft. Maybe if you like playing nonstop fighting games and seeing everything rendered in squares.

2. -Dude look out the window in the direction of the library, you can see Saturn in the sky!
-No dice.

3. -Why don't you own a Saturn?
-Well, why don't you own a pony?

4. -Man I just got the urge to watch me some Sailor Moon right now. Saturn is my favorite character.
-I'll get the nachos!
by The Unknown Sundial January 24, 2011
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people who are from saturn,
such as my self (:
a: hey im a
b: hey im b
a: where are you from?
b: from saturn
a: from where?
b: im a saturner
a: oh... okay... bye
by saturner January 24, 2008
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A dream for ricers. A whore attached to aftermarket CRAP upgrades.
by sdfsdf March 06, 2005
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