1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.
by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010
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adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load
1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.
by double_r August 07, 2007
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