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verb-satch, to satch, satching

The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.
"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"
by Nightbinger July 25, 2008
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a hard-ass glaswegian who is prefferably a bald dude that goes round chibbin folk with his home-made axe(a claw hammer with a stanley knife selotaped to it)
oh shit here comes satch
by jeffington September 28, 2005
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when someone bitches someone else out hardcore
Hunter satched Kitty for making him late for tennis
by britt hill May 20, 2004
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As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.
When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."
by romad July 29, 2004
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"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"
by Fart friend February 09, 2019
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