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Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.
Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.
by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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