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-noun
1. as in Michael Sarver, the 10th place contestant on American Idol, season 8, also known as "Papa Bear".

-verb "to Sarver"
1. to miss an inside joke/event/occurrence. It is in reference to a flood of Twitters from members of an online American Idol community to Michael Sarver's account, congratulating him and fellow American Idol contestant Danny Gokey's "romantic" relationship. In response, Sarver Twittered, "Did I miss something".

Both Gokey and Sarver are very Christian and socially conservative, and Danny has said he loves Michael in the "right...godly" way.
I Sarvered on that Kradam moment! What happened?

I don't get all this drama...I must've Sarvered while I was having a life/sleeping.
by vita_dulcis August 17, 2009
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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