1) The sickest guy ever, literally a g, he's always a kind and nice person, really sick at sports, never gets caught lacking, all the girls love him, he's a very smart person, ripped af, got them big shoulders, one of the best at footballer known to mankind, basically the perfect person that'd you inspire to be.
2) Also a really high achieving school in Salisbury.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

Sweet and cute but a complete dick at the exact same time

The nickname of The Salisbury School, in Salisbury CT. Sarum is one of the most prestigious prep schools in the country, routinely sending students to top universities around the country. A far superior school to Hotchkiss, Avon Old Farms, Trinity Pawling, etc.