Sartor leader of the Sartorians... commonly known as Sartorias Aurellias. He raised his men from the evil clutches of the Macedonians and conqured the whole of the world. He fought many battles and killed many men. He lost many men but conqured the world. He worshipped Luigi, often sacrificed cakes full of grease and fat to satisfy Luigi and his big bush! Sartorias Aurellias made his younger brother Steven prince and his wife Bagusha queen!

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A Sartor is a special type of person. Sartor is the last name of usually a boy and is always knows as a Legend! He is funny, charming, and always has a kind heart. He is usually exceptional at sport and is a amazing athlete. He is the type of person who would stick up for his friends and if you came anywhere near his Girlfriend, you would be in a coma on life support. He is an amazing fighter, and could make a brick wall crumble and cry for mercy. There is no other way to put it! They are Champions! If you ever come across a Sartor, make sure you keep them close becuse this spectial person is very, VERY, hard to come by.