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Sartaaj Khan or simply Sartaaj classifies some one who:

-Has 0 Process skills but superior calculus skills
-excessively violates and harasses others
-steals phones and invades social media accounts making random posts and messages people of the holders MVS
- Likes 4 guys and 2 girls at once

-believes silence and no mean consent
1. Person 1: Guys, did bad in the Process

quiz had too many streams.

Person 2: Haha you pulled a Sartaaj

on that one

2. Person 1: What's with your random

posts on facebook and why

did you ask me out on

Instagram?
Person 2: Yeah my phone was Sartaaj'd
by Titration Maestro December 05, 2019
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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He is very, VERY smart. A man who will strive to the top and become a famous person. He is incredibly smart and beats the shit out of liams and is very strong. He simps for no man nor woman. He is GOD
Person 1 “Who’s that guy who just beat the shit out of 3 liams?”
Me “Oh that’s Sartaaj, the coolest guy to have ever lived.”
by Buddy Boi from Minecraft February 25, 2021
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