Bill: Hey, it's beer O'clock and I'm knackered. Lets go get a drink.
Jim: Sorry mate, I don't drink.
Bill: OK, maybe next time.
... later
Bill: Hey Bruce, that new bloke at work.. Jim .. did you know he is a sarsaparilla?
Bruce: Really? Man, that is so weak.
Jim: Sorry mate, I don't drink.
Bill: OK, maybe next time.
... later
Bill: Hey Bruce, that new bloke at work.. Jim .. did you know he is a sarsaparilla?
Bruce: Really? Man, that is so weak.
by kerneld August 06, 2009
by beeop boop bop hawyee September 13, 2019
When an athlete who loses a competition in his select sport, (such as a tennis match) reaches into his pants and smothers his hand with his ball sweat (without being noticed) and shakes the other competitors hand.
by [KiG] Sticks April 19, 2006
"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"
by SquintyJones September 06, 2017
The most delicious sarsaparilla drink in existence. Made in China. Ten times more delicious than American "Root beer."
by Samui Kitsune December 03, 2007