More commonly known as "Gayness" or a "HomoPhaggot". This creature can be found around a gayder, which is another wild brute, just as faggy as a HomoPhaggot. Gaynesses are forbidden around school zones as, in the past, they have been seen running after, and tickling little kids for their own amusement.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.