She's sargent

Guy 1: "I had fun with a sargent last night."
Guy 2: "Oh really? What did you do?"
Guy 1: "..."

Person one: You look so sexy today
Person two: Thanks Sargent

You are so sargent

Sargent is missing

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

Well i would say watch G4Techtv, but they cancelled him...