Sometimes, someone seems to be unable to stop being sarcastic about a particular subject, or just in general about everything.
This is the result of a serious condition where if the person is not being sarcastic, they may turn upside down and stop breathing. Though mostly rare in certain parts of the world, it is very dangerous.
Thankfully, the condition is temporary. There are a variety of methods of dealing with it, the best being to ignore it and continue with the conversation or discussion, thereby letting the afflicted ride out the condition.
This is the result of a serious condition where if the person is not being sarcastic, they may turn upside down and stop breathing. Though mostly rare in certain parts of the world, it is very dangerous.
Thankfully, the condition is temporary. There are a variety of methods of dealing with it, the best being to ignore it and continue with the conversation or discussion, thereby letting the afflicted ride out the condition.
Co-worker: "The boss said they are cutting our hours again..."
Sarcasm Shark: "That is AWESOME, because I thought I had too many hours."
Co-worker: "Hah, yeah it sucks dude."
Sarcasm Shark: "No, I'm happy for this, really I thought I was making SOOO much money before, TOOO MUCH money, in fact."
Co-worker: "Ok dude, the boss is coming, don't be a Sarcasm Shark about this."
Sarcasm Shark: "You know, I've been wanting more time to go home and STARE AT MY WALL."
Boss: "...What's all this now?"
Sarcasm Shark: "Oh, nothing, just super motivated about the cut hours. Totally awesome and all, love what you guys are doing."
Co-worker: "Dude stop, you're going to get fired!"
Boss: "No, it's ok, I see what's happening. he's Sarcasm Sharking. Sorry guys, I'll do my best to find you hours."
Sarcasm Shark: "Oh, NO, it is US who feel sorry for YOU. You have SO MANY hours, unlike us. We wouldn't want to waste your VALUABLE HOURS worrying about our NOT-VALUABLE AND TOTALLY UNNECESSARY HOURS."
Sarcasm Shark: "That is AWESOME, because I thought I had too many hours."
Co-worker: "Hah, yeah it sucks dude."
Sarcasm Shark: "No, I'm happy for this, really I thought I was making SOOO much money before, TOOO MUCH money, in fact."
Co-worker: "Ok dude, the boss is coming, don't be a Sarcasm Shark about this."
Sarcasm Shark: "You know, I've been wanting more time to go home and STARE AT MY WALL."
Boss: "...What's all this now?"
Sarcasm Shark: "Oh, nothing, just super motivated about the cut hours. Totally awesome and all, love what you guys are doing."
Co-worker: "Dude stop, you're going to get fired!"
Boss: "No, it's ok, I see what's happening. he's Sarcasm Sharking. Sorry guys, I'll do my best to find you hours."
Sarcasm Shark: "Oh, NO, it is US who feel sorry for YOU. You have SO MANY hours, unlike us. We wouldn't want to waste your VALUABLE HOURS worrying about our NOT-VALUABLE AND TOTALLY UNNECESSARY HOURS."
by Dead.juice July 06, 2014
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