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me: "i can SO do 48 press ups without blacking out"
mucaw: "oh yes. sure you could."
me:"i did karate for 7 years!"
mucaw: "oh please, you couldnt hurt a legless, wingless, featherless duck"
me: "what would be the significance of it being featherless?"
mucaw: " "it would be burning in the sun, and be rendered helples in pain"
me: "youre heartless"
mucaw: "i had only just realised, oh no. what a shame (its sarcasm)"
me: "nah, y'dont say!?"
mucaw: "oh yes. sure you could."
me:"i did karate for 7 years!"
mucaw: "oh please, you couldnt hurt a legless, wingless, featherless duck"
me: "what would be the significance of it being featherless?"
mucaw: " "it would be burning in the sun, and be rendered helples in pain"
me: "youre heartless"
mucaw: "i had only just realised, oh no. what a shame (its sarcasm)"
me: "nah, y'dont say!?"
by *_sara_* February 10, 2008
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a misused word that people use from a cringe-ass country when they're called jejemon after they spam their emojis
13 y/o kid: 😂😦😢😦😢🙁😂😓😚🙁😂😦😢😂😦😚🙁😢😢😂😞😂
person with a brain: lmao look at that, a jejemon
13 y/o: eXcUse mE, tHiS Is sArcAsM
person with a brain: lmao look at that, a jejemon
13 y/o: eXcUse mE, tHiS Is sArcAsM
by thisbiss March 09, 2021
73
What you don’t get.
Person 1: Sarcasm wont get you anywhere
Person 2: It got me to the International Sarcasam Olimpics in Perú 1995
Person 1:Really ?!
Person 2: No...
Person 2: It got me to the International Sarcasam Olimpics in Perú 1995
Person 1:Really ?!
Person 2: No...
by Miércoles Addams y Durú February 21, 2019
74
"Apparently. if we win this championship we will come first! And we will come second if we lose"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"
by EmotionalKid May 26, 2018
75
noun - a meaningless catch-all word employed in a vain attempt to explain away embarrassingly stupid statements.
by lil blue 1er April 26, 2020
76
Portmanteau of the words sarcoma and orgasm. Meaning a very bad "sarcastic tumor" that has a climax whenever someone says something stupid or idiotic.
If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.
If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.
Me: *baking a cake*
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM
by tumblrhasporn March 24, 2016