See: Asia, China or the Orient

society against the ridiculously abusive treatment of gummy animals

Includes Saratoga country club, arganout shopping center and saratoga bagels (which sucks ass)

Filled with old, rich people...and the kids go stupid in their bmws and Mercedes (even if los gatos has nicer cars and a nicer downtown)

Unfortunately, we have brown street signs that are hard to see at night.

A rich suburb outside of San Jose, California, filled with rich, boring, ugly, people.
The asian teenagers rule the high school, making white teenagers the minority, therefore being discriminated against. Even though the asians rule Saratoga, they tend to be boring and study non stop and consider an A- failing. Since the asian students, who take up over 65% of the student body, are so focused on only academics, it causes the sports teams to all suck.
All the teenagers dress preppy in Hollister and Abercrombie, and if they don't, they get made fun of for not being preppy like the rest of them.
Also in the town, there are many elderly people who you don't see come out of their houses much, but who can blame them since there is nothing to do in Saratoga. Downtown Saratoga is filled with overpriced restaurants and nail salons run by people who speak with such thick accents you cannot tell what they are trying to ask.

a rich suburb of San Jose. Kids party like crazy. even though far from oakland, the youngstas are reppin the hyphy movement. you see benzos and beamers all over the joint and the cops are fags.

Saratoga, in the local dialect often pronounced sawa-tug-ga.
A quick word of advice would be to pick up a Mandarin phrase book before visiting. Saratoga's official car is the Toyota, however it is not uncommon to receive a brand new Lexus for your 15th birthday. Most people in Saratoga have been sheltered for much of their life and find it tough to cope with school. Most students border delinquincy with an average test score of 97%. However it is very safe and a great place to live.

The richest town in Upstate New York, where all the preppy kids smoke weed. Most kids wear polo, vineyard vines and lacoste. Most boys wear Sperrys and high top Nike shoes with black or white crew Nike socks. Most girls wear L. L. Bean boots. Most kids listen to Hip-hop and rap, and attend concerts frequently at SPAC. Birkenstocks, Cadillac's, Corvette's, Porsche's, new Buick s, Jeep wranglers, and Mercedes Benz are all popular. Really good at sports, Especially CREW and TRACK. One of the most challenging highschools in the Nation. High school has massive drug problem. DANK ASS downtown!