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The only running mate that John McCain could have chosen that is LESS experienced that Barack Obama, making McCain's argument that Obama is under-qualified completely hypocritical. This choice has upset many hardcore Republicans, and rightfully so, because she not only lacks the experience to be President, but has said herself that she doesn't even know what the VP does. Not to mention that John McCain could drop dead any minute, leaving her the most powerful person in the world. Who knew McCain was this stupid?
Sarah Palin was the perfect choice for McCain's running mate. Now, the loss of the Republicans is ensured, and the Democrats can win the election and do the country some good.
by TheChodyWang September 01, 2008
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The governor of Alaska and the republican party's candidate for vice president of the United States, running mate of John McCain. Despite her emphasis on "family values" and "abstinence," Palin's own family life is actually pretty fucked up. She can't control her dumbslut daughter, is pro-life, must've been high when she named her children, supposedly covered up her daughters first pregnancy, and is under investigation for using her power to get her sister's ex-husband fired. In other words... if John McCain dies we're totally screwed.
All of these angry feminists will now presumably vote for the McCain ticket because Sarah Palin is a woman. And Palin is also a bloody Christfag, so all the evangelicals are excited about her despite her lack of a penis.
by anna cahal September 06, 2008
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The first Grandma wanna-be ever to be nominated to a VP position. Believes creationism should be taught in schools. Foreign Policy Experience: Believes Russia is a New York term for telling your sister to hurry up.
Hobbies: Cougar
General: Voice similar to a yack getting fucked on top of an elephant turd
Woe!! Check out Sarah Palin! Now that's a Grandma I'd Like to Fuck!
by mattm4454 September 03, 2008
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Governor of Alaska for the Republican Party and VP choice for Mccain in 2008.

She hasn't fucking proposed one rationale policy for her party on what she is going to do to help the American people! She's pro life, anti contraception, creationist, pro gun ownership, pro shooting animals, anti gay marriage...wants to drill oil in Alaska than think of renewable resources....and of course a really shit orator.

Basically she is everything Hillary Clinton isn't, so she's the leverage for Mccain to get Hillary supporters for voting for her because she has a fanny.
"The difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull: Lipstick." - Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin = Bush with a vagina

by Fluorescent Black September 10, 2008
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The embodiment of American Ignorance.
McCains VP. Governed Alaska. tried to ban certain books from her library, hates polar bears, loves oil drilling. An anti-abortion advocate, thinks God called us to fight in Iraq. Hockey mom. not allowed to use HEARTs song "Barracuda"
Alex: "woah - Sarah Palin is hot."
Mark: "Yeah but she doesn't believe in abortion."
Alex " :( but i love cumming inside someone who uses birth control."
Mark "Then stay away from her daughter too."
by mazer86 September 09, 2008
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Resume:
Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025.
Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities).

Goals:
Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000.

-Is being investigated for abuse of power.
-17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant.
-newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol.

That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.
White House staff: Mrs. Palin, we are sorry to inform you that Mr. McCain passed away last night of heart complications. You are now the president of the United States of America.

Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents!!
by philmm787 September 07, 2008
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