a moron or gun nut who doesn't believe in science or telling her daughter to keep her legs crossed
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A vice-presidential candidate picked by Republican candidate John McCain solely based on her outward appearance, her extreme fundamentalist Christian madness, and her daughter's huge pregnant tits.
She's hot, but there's no way I'd fuck a psychopathic, moose-eating, God-pimping freak like Sarah Palin.
by Reasoner September 06, 2008
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A pro-life, pro-gun, pro-war Republican VP nominee. She has no experience, left Wasillia in a huge amount of debt, and is only being used as a political ploy to gain votes from idiot conservatives who can't think for themselves.
Stephen Colbert: Who the FUCK is Sarah Palin?
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An insane ex-beauty queen who, despite having a vagina, manages to be against women's rights.

AKA "Caribou Barbie"
"I'm Sarah Palin."
"Go pee on yourself, jerkette."
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John McCain's VP pick for his disasterous 2008 presidential run is a vicious, bellicose, spiteful, vindictive, homophobic ultra right-wing crackpot who is opposed to abortion rights and stem-cell research, and is in favor of extreme gun-rights, unrestricted drilling for oil, lowering the drinking age and creationism taught in the public schools. Even for a polititian, her ability to look a TV camera straight in the eye while unloading an avalanche of bullshit is astounding. A pathological liar to the max, she makes Richard Nixon look like a choirboy on sodium pentathol. Watch her keep a straight face while referring to herself as a maverick, or when she says that dinosaurs were around 4,000 years ago. To top it all off, she married a guy who said the core American values are "hunting and fishing."
Sarah Palin would make a lousy Vice President, but she would probably give great head.
by Rollo & Biff October 19, 2008
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Sarah Palin, what a great choice for a VP!

Her 17-year-old unmarried daughter, Bristol, is pregnant and will keep the baby and marry the father.

Gov. Palin who is staunchly anti-abortion, gave birth in April to Trig Palin, her fifth child, a son born with Down syndrome

Sarah Palin does not support womens issues, Sarah palin does not support equal pay for equal work.

Sarah Palin says, "Even if my own daughter was raped i would not even consider abortion as an option."

A anti-abortion, reformist CuNT

Sarah Palin is a straight up cunt.
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Irrational Evangelical moose-hunter who sees no wrong in abusing power to fight personal vendettas. Took 6 years and 5 schools to garner one Bachelors Degree in the lightweight field of Communication. Most notable college achievement (aside from mastering the art of packing a U-haul) was the purchase and display of a self-promoting t-shirt that read "I may be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted!"
For obvious reasons, Sarah Palin is an idiot.
by kate254 October 14, 2008
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