I like her a lot: she is witty and bright, with charming middle eastern features. I am only attracted to people like her, smart and middle eastern, irrespective of their gender. I think I am sapio-hummussexual..

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”