Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.