Military slang. Roughly: "to get fucked" or "fuck you." Also: "Fuck it."
Origin: 35th Infantry Division (Kansas) National Guard deployed for the first time since WWII. The "Santa Fe" Division, named for the Santa Fe Trail that settlers followed across Kansas from the Eastern USA to New Mexico, immediately began to break down relationships across Central Command and generally treat the subordinate units with derision. Since then Guard, Reserve, and Active Duty units which were under the Division's command have used the motto in this way.
Origin: 35th Infantry Division (Kansas) National Guard deployed for the first time since WWII. The "Santa Fe" Division, named for the Santa Fe Trail that settlers followed across Kansas from the Eastern USA to New Mexico, immediately began to break down relationships across Central Command and generally treat the subordinate units with derision. Since then Guard, Reserve, and Active Duty units which were under the Division's command have used the motto in this way.
LT John - Well, they decided to make me the General's Aide.
CPT George - Dude, you got Santa Fe'd! You should fight that shit!
LT John - Nothing I can do about it. Santa Fe, I guess...
CPT George - Dude, you got Santa Fe'd! You should fight that shit!
LT John - Nothing I can do about it. Santa Fe, I guess...
by mad mortarman January 22, 2018
The fat bastard who didn't give me a Bumblebee Transformer in 1985, and will die a slow, painful death for being such a lying son of a bitch.
Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.
Santa Claus: Alright, you've got it.
--- Christmas morning 1985 ---
Me: (sobbing) Mommy, I didn't get a Bumblebee Transformer.
Mommy: Santa must not have had enough in stock for all the demand.
Me: (yelling) I don't give a shit, he's a fucking lying fat bastard!
--- Christmas Eve 2010 ---
Santa Claus: What the...? Who are you?
Me: I'm the kid you didn't get off your fat ass to find a Bumblebee Transformer for in 1985.
Santa Claus: I'm sorry.
Me: You will be sorry when I feed you your own nuts! Where's my scissors? And by the way, the Bumblebee Transformer isn't too hard to find now. I've got one right here. Bend over and I'll show it to you.
Santa Claus: Alright, you've got it.
--- Christmas morning 1985 ---
Me: (sobbing) Mommy, I didn't get a Bumblebee Transformer.
Mommy: Santa must not have had enough in stock for all the demand.
Me: (yelling) I don't give a shit, he's a fucking lying fat bastard!
--- Christmas Eve 2010 ---
Santa Claus: What the...? Who are you?
Me: I'm the kid you didn't get off your fat ass to find a Bumblebee Transformer for in 1985.
Santa Claus: I'm sorry.
Me: You will be sorry when I feed you your own nuts! Where's my scissors? And by the way, the Bumblebee Transformer isn't too hard to find now. I've got one right here. Bend over and I'll show it to you.
by This Bumblebee Transformer is going up your fucking ass July 31, 2006
That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.
Ho Ho Ho...
by Human July 29, 2003
Santa Christ Santa Christ we all love Santa Christ, he is Santa and Jesus God damn its Santa Christ. He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saves puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes. He played base for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and makes really good Fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes and heal curtains for free, he fights monsters for fun and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best man we love you Santa Christ.
Tarken: Holy Shit Weeg there goes Santa Christ back from a busy day.
Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.
All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ
Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.
All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ
by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds November 2, 2010
a hobo or generally sketchy human who may or may not be carrying a large black trash bag santa-style and/or making zombie noises.
Leila: Oh my god! This morning I totes got attacked by a trash santa!
Reyna: Fucking shit, man, did they whack you with their bag??
Reyna: Fucking shit, man, did they whack you with their bag??
by leilareynaval November 2, 2011
by MattyBigD December 14, 2018
Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match and satan is red and Santa is red….. and they do bad things and Santa breaks into houses.
……… WHAT THE FUCK
……… WHAT THE FUCK
Santa-Satan all hail
by Α January 13, 2022