The old fat ass pervert who spy's on you while you are taking a shit and gives you presents full of cocaine prayed with black paint on it if your not good

A guy who likes to come down chimneys.

Your parents.

A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.

Santa! He’s a big fat chubby fellow, very nice!p and joyful!His full name is Santa Claus 🎅,He appears on the most happiest holiday! Christmas 🎄!
You don’t know that holiday? Every night.....while your sleeping Santa come into your house! And checks if you on the naughty list or nice! If your on naughty you won’t get presents 😔 BUT if you on the nice list you will! 😆

To be on the nice list make sure to be nice ALL year!
Christmas- December 25

A man that breaks into your house spy’s on you and don’t get arrested plus he has a waist line bigger than 3 reindeer