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An elderly pedophile who uses Christmas to get close to children .
That Santa is a pedophile!
by Mr Melon03 December 08, 2019
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An old man who lives in the North Pole and enters peoples homes inappropriately.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
by Girl_in_van January 25, 2021
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Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!

P.S: He is a perv
Kid: Daddy, is santa real?

Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!

Kid: *Triggered*
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by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 08, 2018
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This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018
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Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...
β€œI saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!”
by ripitclol March 16, 2018
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The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.

You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!
by Santa Tihomirova October 27, 2019
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Well, it's self explanatory really. Santa is just Satan with jumbled up letters, ergo santa is really Satan in disguise.
Kid: Mommy, is santa real?
Mother: No sweetie, Santa is not real it's all a lie.
Kid: So who gives me all the presents then?
Mother: Satan does, Satan is just disguised as a man called Santa.
Kid: OMG that makes sense! After all, "Santa" Is just Satan" with jumbled up letters! Illuminati confirmed!
by STW 2004 April 30, 2021
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