When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.

A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.

Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.