The absolute best skeleton of all time and a hilarious meme. Came from the 2015 videogame Undertale and has been immensely popular ever since, and saw a huge popularity surge about halfway through 2018 with the release of Deltarune.
Wife: If you had to spend the rest of your life with anybody, who would it be?
Husband: Sans from Undertale
Wife: *leaves*
This is so sad Can we get 10 likes
Husband: Sans from Undertale
Wife: *leaves*
This is so sad Can we get 10 likes
by thecrazycatten February 09, 2019
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
a skeleton from the game Undertale that makes a lot of puns
a lot of people want to fuck him
I'm not sure how you fuck a skeleton but ok??
a lot of people want to fuck him
I'm not sure how you fuck a skeleton but ok??
Person 1: I just bought Undertale!
Person 2: Cool, who's your favourite character?
Person 1: I'd have to say Sans!
Person 2: Cool, who's your favourite character?
Person 1: I'd have to say Sans!
by IshiftSandvich March 24, 2016
A theoretical singular form of "sans." Since sans is always plural, we can only speculate about the existence of a san.
Scientist 1: "Professor, I think I just created a san!"
Scientist 2: "That's nonsense. A singular san doesnt exist. You would be having a bad time if you created a san."
Scientist 2: "That's nonsense. A singular san doesnt exist. You would be having a bad time if you created a san."
by Swimsical July 29, 2019
by Fucking Nutsack Tree June 03, 2016
A jokester skeleton from the video game undertale. He loves puns and is the older brother of papyrus. Sans is slightly sinking into depression, and if you mess with his brother... youre going to have a bad time.
by Xxx_detemmienation_xxX October 17, 2017
person 1 "having a good time in your genocide run of undertale?"
person 2 "no, im on the Sans boss fight"
person 2 "no, im on the Sans boss fight"
by lmao1337 December 24, 2015
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

