Spanish slang used in Mexico and by Mexican-Americans to mean cheating girlfriend/wife. The word is used in Texas, California, and New England to describe an elite group of young, sexy, stylish, intelligent, fun-loving and outrageously cool women and gay men who share a deep, long-rooted friendship that survived the physical distance imposed on them over time and the many, many men (both Joe and jerks) in their lives. Known by code names amongst themselves, they may gossip for fun, but they love each other like sisters. Their party invitations are sought after, their clothing is inspired, their memories are hilarious, their adventures are legendary, and their combined force is intensely powerful. Young Sanjethas typically drink excessive amounts of Arbor Mist, but those in their late twenties are known to prefer Yellow Tail Shiraz after ritually shouting, "Shiraz!" in a bad Australian accent, enjoy expensive martinis in upscale clubs, and one is rumored to abstain from drinking, replacing alcohol with expensive hashish and cigarettes.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.