1. An individual that is simultaneously retarded and evil.
2. Someone who miraculously represents (SC-1) despite going to Argentina on taxpayer dollars.
2. Someone who miraculously represents (SC-1) despite going to Argentina on taxpayer dollars.
"My dad saw Mark Sanford at the gas station yesterday."
"Did your dad introduce himself?"
"No, he just flipped off Sanford and walked away."
"Did your dad introduce himself?"
"No, he just flipped off Sanford and walked away."
by LenisWenis October 27, 2017
the essential popped collar is a must. they think that all those guys are looking at them because their hot, and nothing else. most are slutty, with their blonde ditz hair covered with gel and their boobs hanging out of their neatly undone oxford shirt. they are commonly loved by the teachers and commomly hated by the ex-boyfriends. few have true friends, most do have their covetted posse though.
Leah-to most naive girls she is a peach, but to those who know her, shes a sexually agravated stuck up child.
by sean cook January 03, 2005
The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.
Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.
by T-Free88 May 15, 2010
a great place located in the heart of North Carolina. it is the brick capital of the USA. sanford is a small town that everyone loves to live in. and sanford is wayyyyyy better than ohio.
no matter what jonathan ponciano who lives in sanford and goes to west lee middle says.
no matter what jonathan ponciano who lives in sanford and goes to west lee middle says.
by KATIE LEWIS October 25, 2008
by billy bob February 20, 2005
There are some hot girls who have their problems. First of all is Kaela who can be nice at times and then be a complete bitch at others. She goes for the grimiest guys in the school (AKA Tim Hussy). Jen is needs to realize that she is not nearly as hot as the other girls and get over it. Dan is not the greatest boyfriend( he is whipped like no other). Ali is probably the hottest girl in sanford but goes for these dumbass tatnall guys who r just jocks on steroids. Jenna is attractive but made the dumb decision of being with asshole Jeff JAWS Winnington for 5 years. She really has a better attitude then some of these girls. I can't wait to see where they get in life(AKA Nowhere)
by Boomer F April 19, 2005
Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)
Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)
adj., Sandfordly.
1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.
2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.
3. To result in graveling and derision.
4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.
5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)
Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)
adj., Sandfordly.
1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.
2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.
3. To result in graveling and derision.
4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.
5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.
by ConcealedID July 08, 2009