Notoriously tight-fisted with money. being so stingy that even Fred Sanford would call you cheap.
That dude's got duckets, but he eats every meal off the value menu because he's so sanford-cheap.
by -OG- April 16, 2008
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(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.
Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.

Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."
by AngryNick May 08, 2013
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When a network engineer bypasses established design guidelines in an effort to meet a deadline for a project
Bill really pulled a Sanford and Son on that market to hit NRT.
by L2Engineer February 11, 2010
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When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."
I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!
by kingaling07 March 03, 2016
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A town with a pimp Wal-Mart. And Biscuitville mmmm I love me some biscuitvileee.
It has a lot of white people.
And it's actually quite small.
It's close to Raleigh, kinda.
and no beach close at all.

We have a crap downtown.

But it's a good place to live.

Example:
Guy 1: Heeyyyyy lets go to downtown and get us some prostitutes.
Guy 2: Okay but we can't do it here in Sanford we have to go to Raleigh.
by Jon123pon12 October 25, 2008
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Similar to an Abe Lincoln however in this case you shit on the individuals face before you sprinkle the pubes about. The brown color is especially handy your victim is a whitie. If the victim manages to sleep during the act celebrate with a bottle of ripple.
-I cant believe Fran slept through that Fred Sanford.
-I know she must have been really drunk!
-Too much ripple at the casino
by CAdubYa August 07, 2010
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A dumb ass city where is full of Hoodrats Hoes Snakes and people who is soft asf they are THE MOST RATCHET PEOPLE EVER the schools are ghetto asf some of these bitchea be smelly and fishy and belong in the ocean
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