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1) When a handjob is given by someone who has put sand on their hands to create a rough, abrasive surface.

2) When a handjob is given by someone who has rough, callused, or dry skin.

Either results in a very unpleasant, painful experience for the one receiving the handjob.
1) She was mad at me, so when I wasn't looking, she grabbed a handful of sand and gave me a sandy palmer that chaffed the hell out of my piece!

2) I was looking forward to a good had job, but her hands were so dry she gave me a sandy palmer without even knowing it!
by peavler April 20, 2011
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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