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A Sandy Hooker is someone who believes that the shootings at Sandy Hook in December 2012 were actually a false flag terrorist attack by the United States government. This is a conspiracy theory that says that the Obama administration ordered the massacre to occur so that it could implement stricter gun control laws.
Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.
by Aliases February 02, 2013
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A Sandy Hooker is a survivor of the 2012 Sandy Hook shooting that the went on to become a Hooker.
Did you hear about Sarah?
Yeah, she's a real Sandy Hooker!
by WVG October 15, 2020
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