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The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
by WOOKIEE698 February 27, 2011
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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