1. A crazy ass insomniac, with a drinking problem. He has been know to develop numerous highly dangerous weapons in his garage and basement that may end the world as we know it.
2. If you know a sandland they are most likely wearing a black hoodie with a post-hardcore/mathcore band name scribbled across the front of it.
3. Sandlands are creatures of the night and have the ability to melt things with their touch. They are closely related to doombats

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.