by Glovemonkey June 06, 2003
when your at the beach with a female and you drop your hand in the sand before you stick it in her.. then as you fuck she feels like there's sand paper in her vaj-j..
by pirate bob March 14, 2008
When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.
Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."
by Eapert McDangles July 07, 2006
when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. Usually done to one who is passed out as an act of revenge. Sometimes the assailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.
Dustyn woke up this morning to a bloody crotch. He then remembered passing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend Rich. As an act of sabotage Rich waited until Dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.
by dusty zub's August 14, 2011
It's when you shave your ass and around your asshole, then wait a couple of days for some stubble to grow. Then you take a shit on someones chest and rub it in with your ass hair.
sand paper suprise
by Silverado Stu August 29, 2008
1. The nastiest chick you will ever meet
2. A word used to describe a female yielding no sexual benefit
3. See Grenade
2. A word used to describe a female yielding no sexual benefit
3. See Grenade
Jon: Ey, Joe why the fuck, are you fucking that Bronte chick, bitch is like fucking sand paper, nobody wins.
Joe: Yeh, dawg I like sand paper.
Jon: Wtf?
Joe: Yeh, dawg I like sand paper.
Jon: Wtf?
by Littlemanto March 31, 2011
When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.
girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.
by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 17, 2009