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A Christian middle school that will inevitably either lead you into a bout of spiraling depression and turn you into an aethiest or will turn you into uber Christain. SJCS is literally hell with a several thousand dollar tuitions. And God forbid, literally, that you're not the whitest bitch on the planet. If you have even an ounce of melanin in your body you will stick out like a soar thumb. And if you don't like someone in your class, well have fun with that, because there are basically like 9 students per class. This piece of Christian trash loves to feed student directly into Valley Christian High School which is arguably 100x worse, with basically biweekly drug/locker checks, because what else do teenagers do. And somehow after years of not being near this cursed middle school, and you may be even at college, you will never forget that place aka hell.
Weren't you supposed to learn that in middle school?
Yeah, but I went to SJCS.
Weren't you supposed to learn that in middle school?
Yeah, but I went to SJCS.
San Jose Christian School: a school from hell where all you learn about is how to be a good Christian, and that global warming isn't real.
by cool art September 08, 2019
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009