1. National Football League from San Diego, California that never won the super bowl before.

2. Went 14-2 in 2006, didn't even win the divisional game even with home field advantage.

3. The fans are the biggest band wagoners in sports history.

4. None of the fans know anything about their own team before 2003.....sad!!!!! Oh that's right their fans are fake!

5. Did I mentioned that the General Manager hired ex-Raiders coach Norv Turner? Good luck winning the Super Bowl!!!!!!!
San Diego Chargers
by MNRaiders January 17, 2009
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1. A team of so cal bandwagoners who only hop on this team for their running back.
2. NFL football team which will NEVER WIN A SUPERBOWL IN THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE.
3. Philip Rivers...LAWLZ
4. LaDainian Tomlinson, although talented at RB, also talented in whining, complaining, and being a overpriced b1tch
Did you see the San Diego Chargers PHAIL again in attempting to go to the Super Duper BOWL?! Maybe its because of WAAAAAAAADAAANIAN TOMLINSON. So Super Duber Chargers EPICPHAILUR!
by Patsfanforlifeeee January 28, 2008
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Crappy football team. All of their best players take steriods. All Chargers fans think that their team is one of the best ever even though they've never actually won anything. Chargers players and fans cry about anything that doesn't go their way.

Major bandwagoners. Everyone claims to have been a chargers fan their whole life too which is absolute bullshit.

Their fans are jealous of every other afc west team's (especially the raiders) super bowl championships. They're so despirate to win one that they give steriods to all their players (Merriman and Cooper). And don't even try to say LT's not on 'roids cuz he has muscles in his fukin neck.

Fans are all bandwagoners who think they are the greatest football franchise ever even though 4 years ago the whole league laughed at how bad they sucked and fans were afraid to admit that they liked the team.
Curt: " Raiders suck! Go Chargers baby!"

Someone who actually watches football: "Fuck the Chargers they suck!"

Curt: "Oh yeah when was the last time they made it to the Super Bowl?"

Someone who actually watches football: "2003 you'd know that if you watched football cuz it was played here dumbass. When have the Chargers ever won it? Oh yeah they haven't."

Curt: "That doesn't matter they were 12-4 last season and this year they're going all the way!"

Someone who actually watches football: "You're a fuckin idiot."

San Diego Chargers
by Man La Pig August 18, 2008
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The best football team in the NFL. No matter what anyone says the chargers will beat all of the other teams, especially the raiders, who suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The San Diego Chargers just opened up a can of whoopass on the raiders.
by surfinbob June 6, 2007
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When a bald man applies oil to his head, assumes a three point stance and charges into another persons open asshole.
Nick had a hard time recovering from a night of Dave giving him the San Diego Charger. A few times they almost went ATM.
by The JibGuy April 25, 2012
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