The cutest, bestest, hobit ever, that is sensitive and wonderful. Frodo wouldn't have gotten any were without him. Anywhere I say!

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

THE SHEXIESHT CREATURE THAT HAD EVER WALKED THE PLANET
formerly stalked by the penis-muffin
(look up "penis muffin" for more information)

When you pull your ballbag skin and cover your whole penis with it, like the scene when Samwise covers Frodo with his cape outside Mordor.