A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.

A swimmer

1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?

God

A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.