hes a fucking asshole and nobody fucking loves him because he likes to eat dog shit and he like the taste of dog shit lol fucking asshole I hope he dies a terrible death cuz hes a faggot
by fucking goerge ramero March 04, 2018
by he's.mine.bitch November 26, 2016
A sexy and lovely Guy. Every Samuel Johansson has one rare talent. You don't want to make Samuel Johansson angry! Also famous for he's large penis.
by Logan bruh December 12, 2016
The hottest man alive who can only be compared to the sun, he has many wives (over 52 currently) and has an army of children who he will train to fight in the case of a zombie apocalypse where he will use them as cannon fodder, and, should they survive, guerilla troops. If you see him out and about be sure to compliment him, or he will chain you up as a slave in his dungeon.
by Yeueueu May 28, 2021
That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
by Let me suck you're cock! June 16, 2015