hes a fucking asshole and nobody fucking loves him because he likes to eat dog shit and he like the taste of dog shit lol fucking asshole I hope he dies a terrible death cuz hes a faggot
Dude why are you eating my sisters ass right now like that is so like a Samuel hoogstrat.
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a guy who is the most amazing person you will ever meet you will fall deeply in love with this guy
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A sexy and lovely Guy. Every Samuel Johansson has one rare talent. You don't want to make Samuel Johansson angry! Also famous for he's large penis.
1. Watch out Samuel Johansson is coming!

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The hottest man alive who can only be compared to the sun, he has many wives (over 52 currently) and has an army of children who he will train to fight in the case of a zombie apocalypse where he will use them as cannon fodder, and, should they survive, guerilla troops. If you see him out and about be sure to compliment him, or he will chain you up as a slave in his dungeon.
by Yeueueu May 28, 2021
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That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
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