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Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!
by Adewmar February 01, 2019
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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