Urban Dictionary: Samson

A foolish boy who says dumb things in Health Class and has PTSD

He was a Samson

by KidFromHealthClass September 23, 2019

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

Person 1: OMG DID U SEE SAMSON UWAN IN SCHOOL
Person 2: YEAH HES HOT

by samsonuwan May 04, 2021

Where one prances around a sexual partner prances around yelling profanities and trimming ones hair to turn on their partner.

by MikieBear March 30, 2016

by ysrhqgqerahqaeyrey November 09, 2015

A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.

Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.

by JeromeB March 11, 2018

usually a person with a huge pe- ehrmm. Sorry. Huge Personality.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear about what that kid did to the girl in gym who broke her ankle?
Girl 1: Yeah! OMG he’s such a kai samson