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Samod is a 96 year old cynical soul in the body of a gnome.

He is a sexy beast
He loves evening naps
He spends 50 minutes trying to shit KEYWORD trying.
He has a flute that everyone wants to play
He sits in his room broken hearted, where he came to shit but only farted.
It didn't used to exit only. There is only one samod in this world.
by Fluteplayer17 October 16, 2019
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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