When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

It's when you dive into a deep pit in which hot naked Instagram models reside

Diving into a pit full of Instagram’s hottest models, all of which are naked

That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird